I thought and I thought till I though I had thunk
But the ship was sinking but it wasn’t yet sunk
And the porcelain we were walking on turned out to be thin ice
Give me two shots once and give me one shot twice
Hey, hey it’s a car wheel day
Better grab it quick before it rolls away
Hey, hey it’s a handstand day
Better hold onto it
In the corner of my eye, I thought I saw a light flicker
And I need no medal, I may do with a sticker
And the hairs on my neck stood up like people can do
Give me two shots once and take two for you too
Hey, hey it’s a car wheel day
Better grab it quick before it rolls away
Hey, hey it’s a Tarzan day
Brrrraiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiai
Hey, hey it’s a car wheel day
Better grab it quick before it rolls and rolls and rolls