I’m such a loser
I never win anything
Except that ticket that I scratched
Said I’m a winner…
TWENTY DOLLARS
And since then, my life has gone downhill
THAT’S WHY I GOTTA HAVE
MY OWN AWARD SHOW!
Where I’m the guest-host
And you can’t win anything
Unless you’re me…
And you know
The fix is in…
And you know
The fix is in…
Yeah
Cause I’m on every channel
And I’ll make them hate me
While the nominees all try to imitate me
But I’ll be such a bastard
Say you’re so pathetic
Go back home
You’ve got no talent
And they’ll weep and wanna die
THAT’S WHY I GOTTA HAVE
MY OWN AWARD SHOW!
Where I’m the guest-host
And you can’t win anything
Unless you’re me…
Oh thank you thank you
Its such an honour
I wanna stand like this forever
And in just a minute, i’d like to thank all the people who made this happen
And after that, i’d like to make a speech to change the world
Make a difference and all the people who made this happen…
They dont MATTER, i wanna thank ME!
Mother father, god and country, what’d they do?
I wanna thank ME
I see you sitting there staring at me
Powerless to even touch me
Your eyes so full of seeping hatred
I wanna stand like this forever
Thank you, thank you
Thank you, thank you
THAT’S WHY I GOTTA HAVE
MY OWN AWARD SHOW!
Where I’m the guest-host
And you can’t win anything
Unless you’re me
MY OWN AWARD SHOW
Where I’m the guest-host
And you can’t win anything
Unless you’re me…
And you know
The fix is in…
And you know
The fix is in…
My award show