I saw your package your nifty little package
Read your letter bout how you loved my sweater
I am a kind man I’d love for you to visit
You’ll see my country and all that there is in it
Whoa ohh oh ohh oh
Whoa oh whoa oh ooh ah
I’m not a mean one I’m just another leader
So bring your mother I’d really like to meet her
I’ve heard you’re evil and I’ve heard you’re wicked
That you do bad things that would frighten children
Lake Erie’s frigid oh I hate the winter
But I still ice skate even though there’s danger
And that’s okay with me every spider has a tree
And the world goes round and round
So be my little pineapple girl
I don’t desire to be clueless creature
Just waltzing through the woods waiting to get eaten
I know my blood’s young and I seem so harmless
Twist fast bring me down breed a heart of darkness
I am besieged by the vagaries of power
I’m all alone and lonely in this tower
I’m not that evil but there are some people
I might have to harm them, don’t want to alarm you
If you want to get away from all the ills of the world
You’ll never be my pineapple girl