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TAMMY: OK, but this is the last time I’m covering for you
TARIQ: For real, thank you Boo. I love you
TAMMY: Love you too. Buh-bye
TRU: Aight, the first thing we gotta do is go get you a burner
TARIQ: Yo, why I need a gun? Yo, Tru, you said it would be easy
TRU: Protection, man, just protection. You should have one anyway
TARIQ: True
TRU: And we need to make a stop over at Crazy’s lab. He’s my weapons specialist
TARIQ: You mean Crazy Lou’s on 112th?
TRU: Yeah, he no joke with the biscuits
TARIQ (NARRATION): Now, Crazy Lou was always ill, but highly intelligent.
He was an ex-Marine Captain who got discharged for sexual misconduct with a
deadly weapon. Ever since then, he hasn’t been the same. What’s dope about
Crazy is that he designs as well as modifies all types of weapons.
He got this spot on 112th: an abandoned building, which he redesigned into a
metal/weapon shop. Low maintenance, high security
CRAZY LOU: What’s the password, nerd?
TRU: «Enema bandit.»
CRAZY LOU: OK, enter slowly
TRU: Yo, chill man, it’s me, True! I got Tariq with me
CRAZY LOU: Aww, fellas, come on in! Welcome to Weapon World, where if you find
a weapon more high-powered at a lower price, I will give your girl a new weave!
TRU: Yeah, OK. I need a weapon for my man Tariq. Today is his first day
hustling, so I want to get him something high-powered yet economical, and…
CRAZY LOU: Hmmm. Let me show you what I got. These are my latest designs!
COMPUTER: Enter voice authorization sample