There’s a special charm to the rundown farm
In the rundown town where we won hands down
And the ball was bouncing all around
There’s a woman who knows
She knows the show
We broke all her windows
With our terrible attempts on goal
There’s a nice old man
I wouldn’t call him a fan
The last time he saw me
He told me that he hated me
And he said get off my football pitch
You’re not welcome here anymore
With the ball in your palm on the rundown farm
In the rundown town with strikers around
Your team was safe from falling down
There’s a special glow in the football show
In the football game with pitches to train
Under floodlights down the lane
There’s a merry-go-round
It costs a pound
But I won’t go on
It would be wrong to see a celebrity holding on
In the league we play
There’s a team with Danes
Not great ones in dogs they carry logs
Just ones that use a technique called to hog
So where do we go
Fabio’s alone
He told Gavy Rosling
It’s all in the mind
He told Gavy Rosling
It’s all in the mind
Hey Gavy Rosling what do you say
My place your time, bring a bottle of wine
You could come to mine anytime
We’ll talk about football all night
What was Fabio like
I think he is such a grand guy
If only I could get to meet these people
Like you do everyday in your job
I mean what’s it like I want to know
That is the kind of thing I’d say
If you came round my place for dinner
We’d eat chicken but I wouldn’t eat the chicken
Because I don’t eat chicken
I’d like to be a chicken but I like chicken
Even though I don’t like chicken
Cause I don’t eat chicken
Gavy Rosling this is my proposition to you
What do you say
We’d have a ball
We’d kick a ball around if that’s what you want to do I’d do that
We’d have a bottle of wine
Have a good old time
We’d talk about the old times like I’m one of your friends
And I just think it would be really good to get to meet you
Because I’m just one of those people
I would like to meet Gavy Rosling
I think you’ve got a lot to show
So show me
I want to meet you Gavy
I want to meet you Gavy
I want to meet you Gavy