Lyrics
Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle
Bells are ringing all around
Snowflakes fall and lights adorn
Our very merry Tinsel Town!
Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle
Santa sits us on his knee
Christmas gifts lie patiently
Beneath our decorated tree!
Fa ya la ya, la ya la la lee!
Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah!
It’s our time to send a gift
To someone less unfortunate!
But Dave, if Christmas is «sooo merry,» why did you say it makes you uptight?
I-I never said that Alvin!
Yes you did
I don’t need this from you Theodore
You said, you can’t wait for it to be over, and-
Ho Ho Ho Alvin, that’s your line, Ho Ho Ho…
Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle
Carolers sing merrily
Presents promise happiness
If only temporarily!
Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle
Grandma sends us baby truck
We are way too old for that
But Dave tells us to suck it up!
Fa la ya la, la ya la la yup!
Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah!
It’s the time to celebrate
And send gifts we’ll appreciate!
Like cash Grandma! Send us cash!
Alvin…
No more trucks grandma
Yeah!
Uh, shall we just stick to the lyrics I wrote? Please?
Ah, but you’re in a bad mood anyway, and just-
I am not in a bad mood!
Dave, you said to be honest with our feelings…
So?!
Just admit that you’re stressed
I AM NOT STRESSED!
Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle
Cars are honking constantly
Giving David headaches and
Increasing his anxiety!
Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle
Grown-ups seem to go berserk
Why are parents so wigged out
When Santa Claus does all the work?
Fa la ya la, la ya la beserk!
O-Ok, hold it right there guys, this is not what I wrote. And, I never said to «suck it up»
Yes you did
«Suck it up fellas. Just quit your whining and suck it up.» That’s what you
said Dave!
Uh, can we just stick to the song?
We’re just trying to express our feelings! And just because we want iPods and
cash, a-and, you don’t understand!
Oh just suck it up, Alvin!
Ha-ha! Gotcha!
Alvin!
You are so busted
Alvin!!!
Ho-Ho, just admit that-
ALVIN!
Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle
Bells are ringing all around
Snowflakes fall and lights adorn
Our very merry Tinsel Town!