The Lacs - First Keg Stand download song

Lyrics

Well I went out to my buddy Bill’s
And he had a party in the back of a field
When I got there he was by a fire
And he had a whole keg of PBR
Now that there ain’t my beer of choice
But when I saw that keg my lips got moist
And I thought I had me a good ole plan
I was gon' try my first keg stand
My first keg stand, didn’t go like I planned, to say I did well would be a lie,
(be a lie)
Oh my first keg stand, I did all I can, it almost brought a tear to my eye
They lifted me up, and I grabbed the hose
And before I knew it beer was in my nose
And I had done soaked people from behind
They put me down without a second chance
And it looked like I’d peed my pants
And the dude told me I needed to go to the back of the line
I went to the back and I waitin' my turn
And the feelin' hit me and it started to burn
And I knew I had to give it one more shot
Then the girl in front stepped right up And she must’ve weighed 350 plus
And I’m tellin' all y’all old Bertha didn’t spill a drop
My first keg stand, didn’t go like I planned, to say I did well would be a lie,
(be a lie)
Oh my first keg stand, I did all I can, it almost brought a tear to my eye
It’s my turn again, and I have no fear
Ain’t nothin' better than an ice cold beer
And I can’t stand losin', let me make that clear
I was up so long I was turnin' red
And all my blood rushed to my head
But I was hangin' on for dear life like a leech
They put me down and called out my time
And it was one minute and 35
And then they wanted me to say a speech
So I said
My first keg stand, didn’t go like I planned, to say I did well would be a lie,
(be a lie)
But on my second keg stand, I did all I can, and I beat every man in here
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