Well, I got blood wine flowing through my veins
Some punk ass Vulcan trying to meld my brain
Got the captain screaming at me better make it so
Yeah, beam me up Scotty gotta go, go, go, go, go
Spock me, shock me, green bitch rock me go
Work me, jerk me, Captain Kirk me go
Gotta captain’s log and it’s stardate four
Gotta sweet trill momma knockin' at my door
Got the spots down her back and a belly parasite
Ten lifetimes you know
She knows how to treat her captain right
Spock me, shock me, green bitch rock me, go
Work me, jerk me, Captain Kirk me, go
Rage me, page me, just engage me
Stun me, fun me, number one me
Striker, Riker, Captain Piker, go
Engage
You know I been on this mission for about five years
I drank the water from Scalos and Dohlman tears
I’ve painted half my face black and the other half white
I got a brain of antimatter and a heart of Corbomite